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Improved quotes parser
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diff --git a/PKGBUILD b/PKGBUILD
index 63cfd86021f..b04655768c9 100644
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@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
# Maintainer: Nathan Monfils <nathan.monfils@hotmail.fr>
pkgname=fortune-mod-doctorwho-new-series
-pkgver=11.0
+pkgver=11.1
pkgrel=1
pkgdesc="Doctor who new series (2005-present) fortune cookie file"
url="https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/DoctorWhoNewSeriesDoctors"
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ license=('unknown')
depends=('fortune-mod')
groups=('fortune-mods')
source=(doctorwho-new-series)
-md5sums=('5cc052eeca8fb6654bc2634cc2b4c9cb')
+md5sums=('499e9f7e6d6b5f2cb8bec79cf2996f8c')
build() {
cd "$srcdir"
diff --git a/doctorwho-new-series b/doctorwho-new-series
index 9583094186d..d31d9a857f4 100644
--- a/doctorwho-new-series
+++ b/doctorwho-new-series
@@ -1,12 +1,12 @@
- — "Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do, then I should warn you,
-you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the
-future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't
-be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: the trip of a
+"Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do, then I should warn you, you're
+gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future.
+The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe,
+and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: the trip of a
lifetime."
— The Ninth Doctor, 2005 trailers
%
- — "Run."
+"Run."
— The Ninth Doctor's first word to Rose Tyler, "Rose"
%
@@ -15,20 +15,20 @@ lifetime."
— "Rose"
%
- — "I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is
-spinning at 1,000 miles an hour, and the entire planet is hurtling around the
-Sun at 67,000 miles an hour and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you
-and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go...
-That's who I am."
+"I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning
+at 1,000 miles an hour, and the entire planet is hurtling around the Sun at
+67,000 miles an hour and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and
+me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's
+who I am."
— The Ninth Doctor, "Rose"
%
- — "The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through those doors.
-And believe me, they've tried."
+"The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through those doors. And
+believe me, they've tried."
— The Ninth Doctor on the sturdiness of the TARDIS, "Rose"
%
- — "Everything has its time and everything dies."
+"Everything has its time and everything dies."
— The Ninth Doctor, "The End of the World"
%
@@ -73,15 +73,15 @@ DIE!
— "Dalek"
%
- — "The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just
-read the guidebook, you've gotta throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong
+"The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read
+the guidebook, you've gotta throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong
verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers — or is that
just me?"
— The Ninth Doctor, "The Long Game"
%
- — "Who said you're not important? I've travelled to all sorts of places,
-done things you couldn't even imagine. But you two? Street corner, two in the
+"Who said you're not important? I've travelled to all sorts of places, done
+things you couldn't even imagine. But you two? Street corner, two in the
morning, getting a taxi home. I've never had a life like that."
— The Ninth Doctor to a married couple, "Father's Day"
@@ -112,7 +112,7 @@ history?
— "The Doctor Dances"
%
- — "Everybody Lives, Rose! Just this once, everybody lives!"
+"Everybody Lives, Rose! Just this once, everybody lives!"
— The Ninth Doctor, "The Doctor Dances"
%
@@ -144,10 +144,10 @@ Dalek out of the sky!
— "Bad Wolf"
%
- — "You know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld?
-The Oncoming Storm. You might have removed all your emotions, but I reckon
-right down deep in your DNA there's one little spark left. And that's fear.
-Doesn't it just burn when you face me?"
+"You know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? The
+Oncoming Storm. You might have removed all your emotions, but I reckon right
+down deep in your DNA there's one little spark left. And that's fear. Doesn't
+it just burn when you face me?"
— The Ninth Doctor, "The Parting of the Ways"
%
@@ -194,31 +194,31 @@ that's right — Barcelona!
— The regeneration of the Ninth Doctor begins, "The Parting of the
Ways"
%
- — "Allons-y!"
+"Allons-y!"
— The Tenth Doctor; numerous times
%
- — "No second chances. I'm that sort of a man."
+"No second chances. I'm that sort of a man."
— The Tenth Doctor, after sending the Sycorax leader to his doom
using a satsuma, "The Christmas Invasion"
%
- — "By the ancient rites of combat, I forbid you to scavenge here for the
-rest of time. And when you go back to the stars and tell others of this planet,
-when you tell them of its riches, its people, its potential, when you talk of
-the Earth, then make sure that you tell them this... it is defended!"
+"By the ancient rites of combat, I forbid you to scavenge here for the rest of
+time. And when you go back to the stars and tell others of this planet, when
+you tell them of its riches, its people, its potential, when you talk of the
+Earth, then make sure that you tell them this... it is defended!"
— The Tenth Doctor to the Sycorax, "The Christmas Invasion"
%
- — "I'm sorry, I am so, so, sorry."
+"I'm sorry, I am so, so, sorry."
— The Tenth Doctor, every other Series 2 episode
%
— Tenth Doctor: If I don't like it [the Krilitanes' plan], then it will
stop.
- — Mr. Finch/Brother Lassar: Fascinating. Your people were peaceful to the
-point of indolence. You seem to be something new. Would you declare war on us,
-Doctor?
+ — Mr. Finch/ — Brother Lassar: Fascinating. Your people were peaceful to
+the point of indolence. You seem to be something new. Would you declare war on
+us, Doctor?
— Tenth Doctor: I'm so old now. I used to have so much mercy. You get one
warning. That was it.
@@ -265,8 +265,8 @@ life without pain?
— "The Age of Steel"
%
— Eddie Connolly: I. Am. TALKING!
- — Tenth Doctor: And I'm not LISTENING! Now, you, Mr. Connolly, you are
-staring into a deep, dark pit of trouble if you don't let me help. So I'm
+ — Tenth Doctor: And — I'm not LISTENING! Now, you, Mr. Connolly, you are
+staring into a deep, dark — pit of trouble if you don't let me help. So I'm
ordering you, sir, tell me what's going on!
— "The Idiot's Lantern"
@@ -280,9 +280,9 @@ neighbours.
— "The Idiot's Lantern"
%
- — "But I've seen a lot of this universe. I've seen fake gods, bad gods,
-demigods, would-be gods, and out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I
-believe in one thing, just one thing, I believe in her!"
+"But I've seen a lot of this universe. I've seen fake gods, bad gods, demigods,
+would-be gods, and out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I believe in
+one thing, just one thing, I believe in her!"
— The Tenth Doctor, on Rose Tyler, "The Satan Pit"
%
@@ -303,8 +303,8 @@ think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine.
— "Smith and Jones"
%
- — "Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden... except for
-cheap tricks."
+"Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden... except for cheap
+tricks."
— The Tenth Doctor, "Smith and Jones"
%
@@ -382,7 +382,7 @@ sanctimonious is that?
— "The Sound of Drums"
%
- — "Look at you! The hat, the coat, the crickety-cricket stuff, the...
+"Look at you! The hat, the coat, the crickety-cricket stuff, the...
[unenthusiastically] stick of celery, yeah... brave choice, celery, but fair
play to you, not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable."
@@ -420,20 +420,20 @@ other?
— "Partners in Crime"
%
- — "You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up
-genocide. You'll see a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read
-'OVER MY DEAD BODY!'"
+"You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up genocide.
+You'll see a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read 'OVER MY DEAD
+BODY!'"
— The Tenth Doctor, doing his job, "The Doctor's Daughter"
%
- — "I never would. Have you got that? I. Never. Would. When you start this
-new world; this world of Human and Hath, remember that. Make the foundation of
-this society a man who never would."
+"I never would. Have you got that? I. Never. Would. When you start this new
+world; this world of Human and Hath, remember that. Make the foundation of this
+society a man who never would."
— The Tenth Doctor on taking revenge for the death of his daughter,
"The Doctor's Daughter"
%
- — [The Doctor is poisoned, and makes muffled noises while making a shaking
+[The Doctor is poisoned, and makes muffled noises while making a shaking
motion]
— Donna Noble: I can't understand you! How many words?
[The Doctor holds up one finger]
@@ -539,14 +539,14 @@ else I could talk to?
— "The Waters of Mars"
%
- — "It's not like I'm an innocent. I've taken lives. And I got worse; I got
+"It's not like I'm an innocent. I've taken lives. And I got worse; I got
clever. Manipulated people into taking their own. Sometimes I think a Time Lord
lives too long."
— The Tenth Doctor realizes just how far he's gone, courtesy of "The
End of Time"
%
- — "I don't want to go."
+"I don't want to go."
— The Tenth Doctor, on the verge of regeneration, "The End of Time"
%
@@ -588,16 +588,16 @@ headfirst.
— "The Sword of the Chevalier"
%
- — "And still not ginger!"
+"And still not ginger!"
— One of the first things the Eleventh Doctor says after
regenerating, "The End of Time"
%
- — "GERONIMO!"
+"GERONIMO!"
— The Eleventh Doctor, "The End of Time"
%
- — "Trust me. I'm the Doctor."
+"Trust me. I'm the Doctor."
— The Eleventh Doctor, "The Eleventh Hour"
%
@@ -642,16 +642,16 @@ many. And what you've got to ask is, [softly] what happened to them?
[The Atraxi's scanning shows images of all of the Doctor's nemeses, followed by
images of all ten previous incarnations of the Doctor, before the Eleventh
Doctor steps through the hologram]
- — Eleventh Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run.
+ — Eleventh Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... — run.
— "The Eleventh Hour"
%
- — "All of time and space, everything that ever happened, or ever will. Where
-do you want to start?"
+"All of time and space, everything that ever happened, or ever will. Where do
+you want to start?"
— The Eleventh Doctor, "The Eleventh Hour"
%
- — "Bowties are cool."
+"Bowties are cool."
— The Eleventh Doctor, often
%
@@ -779,24 +779,23 @@ portable sunlight.
— "The Vampires of Venice", discussing some pre-matrimonial issues
%
- — "This ends today. I will tear down the House of Calvierri stone by stone.
-[...] And you know why? You didn't know Isabella's name. You didn't know
-Isabella's name."
+"This ends today. I will tear down the House of Calvierri stone by stone. [...]
+And you know why? You didn't know Isabella's name. You didn't know Isabella's
+name."
— The Eleventh Doctor, "The Vampires of Venice"
%
- — "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a
-stick."
+"There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick."
— The Eleventh Doctor, "Amy's Choice"
%
- — "The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The
-good things don't soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't
+"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good
+things don't soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't
necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant."
— The Eleventh Doctor, "Vincent and the Doctor"
%
- — "Less of a young professional — more of an ancient amateur..."
+"Less of a young professional — more of an ancient amateur..."
— The Eleventh Doctor, "The Lodger"
%
@@ -805,10 +804,10 @@ necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant."
— "The Lodger"
%
- — "People fall out of the world sometimes, but they always leave traces.
-Little things we can't quite account for. Faces in photographs, luggage,
-half-eaten meals, rings. Nothing is ever forgotten, not completely. And if
-something can be remembered, it can come back."
+"People fall out of the world sometimes, but they always leave traces. Little
+things we can't quite account for. Faces in photographs, luggage, half-eaten
+meals, rings. Nothing is ever forgotten, not completely. And if something can
+be remembered, it can come back."
— The Eleventh Doctor tries to get Amy to remember Rory, "The
Pandorica Opens"
@@ -821,10 +820,10 @@ me.
— "The Pandorica Opens"
%
- — "Now the question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica? Answer — I
-do. Next question, who's coming to take it from me? [beat] Come on! Look at me:
-no plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else I don't
-have: Anything! To! Lose! So if you're sitting up there in your silly little
+"Now the question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica? Answer — I do.
+Next question, who's coming to take it from me? [beat] Come on! Look at me: no
+plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else I don't have:
+Anything! To! Lose! So if you're sitting up there in your silly little
spaceships, with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking
the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every
black day I ever stopped you, and then, aaand then, do the smart thing! Let
@@ -833,24 +832,24 @@ somebody else try first."
— The Eleventh Doctor to an entire army of Doctor Who villains, "The
Pandorica Opens"
%
- — "It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."
+"It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."
— The Eleventh Doctor on his new hat, "The Big Bang"
%
- — "When you wake up, you'll have a mum and dad, and you won't even remember
-me. Well you'll remember me a little. I'll be a story in your head. That's
-okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? 'Cause it was,
-you know. It was the best. A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away.
-Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well, I borrowed it; I was always gonna
-take it back. Oh, that box. Amy, you'll dream about that box. It'll never leave
-you. Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient, and the bluest
-blue ever. And the times we had, eh? Woulda had. Never had. In your dreams,
-they'll still be there. The Doctor and Amy Pond, and the days that never came."
+"When you wake up, you'll have a mum and dad, and you won't even remember me.
+Well you'll remember me a little. I'll be a story in your head. That's okay.
+We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? 'Cause it was, you
+know. It was the best. A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I
+ever tell you that I stole it? Well, I borrowed it; I was always gonna take it
+back. Oh, that box. Amy, you'll dream about that box. It'll never leave you.
+Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient, and the bluest blue
+ever. And the times we had, eh? Woulda had. Never had. In your dreams, they'll
+still be there. The Doctor and Amy Pond, and the days that never came."
— The Eleventh Doctor to Amelia, just before he's about to be erased
from time, "The Big Bang"
%
- — "Christmas Eve on a rooftop, saw a chimney, my whole brain went 'What the
+"Christmas Eve on a rooftop, saw a chimney, my whole brain went 'What the
hell!'"
— The Eleventh Doctor, after dropping down through a chimney, "A
@@ -863,14 +862,14 @@ Christmas Carol"
— "A Christmas Carol"
%
- — "I'm being extremely clever up here and there is no one to stand around
-looking impressed! What's the point of having you all?"
+"I'm being extremely clever up here and there is no one to stand around looking
+impressed! What's the point of having you all?"
— The Eleventh Doctor, a mite cross with his companions' secret
meeting, "The Impossible Astronaut"
%
- — "I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street maps covering all
-of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammy Dodgers and a fez!"
+"I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street maps covering all of
+Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammy Dodgers and a fez!"
— The Eleventh Doctor, having just barged into the Oval Office with
guns pointed at him and a solution to President Nixon's mystery caller, "The
@@ -904,14 +903,14 @@ Will I be remembered?
— "The Doctor's Wife"
%
- — [in the Tenth Doctor's voice] "Hello! I'm the Doctor... [in his own voice]
-NO, LET IT GO! WE'VE MOVED ON!"
+[in the Tenth Doctor's voice] "Hello! I'm the Doctor... [in his own voice] NO,
+LET IT GO! WE'VE MOVED ON!"
— The Eleventh Doctor's ganger taking a potshot at certain segments
of the fanbase, "The Almost People"
%
- — "I've reversed the Jelly Baby of the neutron flow! I'm the– Would you
-like a... doctor?"
+"I've reversed the Jelly Baby of the neutron flow! I'm the– Would you like
+a... doctor?"
— The Eleventh Doctor's ganger duplicate getting adjusted to his
regenerations in "The Almost People"
@@ -925,8 +924,8 @@ time...
— "The Almost People"
%
- — "Hello everyone! Guess who? Please, point a gun at me if it helps you
-relax; you're only human."
+"Hello everyone! Guess who? Please, point a gun at me if it helps you relax;
+you're only human."
— The Eleventh Doctor, having infiltrated an amassed army formed for
the sole purpose of killing him; "A Good Man Goes to War"
@@ -937,9 +936,10 @@ away."
— Eleventh Doctor: Those words. "Run away." I want you to be famous for
those exact words. I want people to call you Colonel Runaway. I want children
laughing outside your door 'cause they've found the house of Colonel Runaway.
-And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me through the people I
-LOVE! ...is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name. [Beat]
-Look, I'm angry, that's new. I'm not really sure what's going to happen now.
+And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me — through the
+people I LOVE! ...is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name.
+[Beat] Look, I'm angry, that's new. I'm not really sure what's going to happen
+now.
— Madame Kovarian: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have
too many rules.
— Eleventh Doctor: Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find
@@ -947,7 +947,7 @@ out why I have so many.
— "A Good Man Goes to War"
%
- — "Imagine you were dying. Imagine you were afraid, a long way from home, in
+"Imagine you were dying. Imagine you were afraid, a long way from home, in
terrible pain. Just when you thought it couldn't get worse... you looked up,
and saw the face of the devil himself. [beat] Hello, Dalek."
@@ -964,8 +964,8 @@ See them shine, see how valuable they are? And they're all yours.
Spaceship", just before the Doctor leaves Solomon's ship (with Solomon on it)
to be blown to bits by missiles
%
- — "Oh, you like to think you're a god — but you're not a god. You're just
-a parasite, eaten out with jealousy, and envy, and longing for the lives of
+"Oh, you like to think you're a god — but you're not a god. You're just a
+parasite, eaten out with jealousy, and envy, and longing for the lives of
others. You feed on them. On the memory of love and loss, and birth and death,
and joy and sorrow. So.. So... So come on, then. Take mine. Take my memories.
But I hope you've got a big appetite, because I've lived a long life. And...
@@ -1038,7 +1038,7 @@ regenerating]
— "The Time of the Doctor"
%
- — "'Doctor' no more."
+"'Doctor' no more."
— The War Doctor, "The Night of the Doctor"
%
@@ -1049,28 +1049,27 @@ regenerating]
— "The Name of the Doctor"
%
- — "Time Lords of Gallifrey, Daleks of Skaro. I hereby give notice. Too long
-have I stayed my hand. Today, I pass sentence on you all. No more. No more..."
+"Time Lords of Gallifrey, Daleks of Skaro. I hereby give notice. Too long have
+I stayed my hand. Today, I pass sentence on you all. No more. No more..."
- —The War Doctor, preparing to use the Moment, "The Day of the Doctor"
+ — The War Doctor, preparing to use the Moment, "The Day of the Doctor"
%
- — "Why is there never a big red button?"
+"Why is there never a big red button?"
— The War Doctor trying to figure out the Moment, "The Day of the
Doctor"
%
- — "Am I having some kind of mid-life crisis?"
+"Am I having some kind of mid-life crisis?"
— The War Doctor upon getting an eyeful of his replacements, "The Day
of the Doctor"
%
- — "They're screwdrivers, what are you going to do, assemble a cabinet at
-them?"
+"They're screwdrivers, what are you going to do, assemble a cabinet at them?"
- —The War Doctor, "The Day of the Doctor"
+ — The War Doctor, "The Day of the Doctor"
%
- — "Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light
-the flame, whatever the cost."
+"Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the
+flame, whatever the cost."
— The War Doctor, "The Day of the Doctor"
%
@@ -1080,7 +1079,7 @@ the flame, whatever the cost."
— "The Day of the Doctor"
%
- — [begins to regenerate from old age] "Oh, yes... 'Course, suppose it makes
+[begins to regenerate from old age] "Oh, yes... 'Course, suppose it makes
sense... Wearing a bit thin. [last words] I hope the ears are a bit less
conspicuous this time."
@@ -1114,42 +1113,42 @@ See... Hatred!
— "Into the Dalek"
%
- — "Robbing a bank. Robbing a whole bank. Beat that for a date."
+"Robbing a bank. Robbing a whole bank. Beat that for a date."
— The Twelfth Doctor, "Time Heist"
%
- — "I tried to talk, I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out, I
-tried to understand you, but I think that you understand us perfectly. And I
-think that you just don't care! And I don't know whether you are here to
-invade, infiltrate or just replace us. I don't suppose it really matters now,
-you are monsters! That is the role you seem determined to play, so it seems
-that I must play mine! The man that stops the monsters! I'm sending you back to
-your own dimension. Who knows? Some of you may even survive the trip! And if
-you do! Remember this! You! Are not welcome here! This plane is protected! I!
-Am the Doctor! And I name you: the Boneless!"
+"I tried to talk, I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out, I tried to
+understand you, but I think that you understand us perfectly. And I think that
+you just don't care! And I don't know whether you are here to invade,
+infiltrate or just replace us. I don't suppose it really matters now, you are
+monsters! That is the role you seem determined to play, so it seems that I must
+play mine! The man that stops the monsters! I'm sending you back to your own
+dimension. Who knows? Some of you may even survive the trip! And if you do!
+Remember this! You! Are not welcome here! This plane is protected! I! Am the
+Doctor! And I name you: the Boneless!"
— The Twelfth Doctor, "Flatline"
%
- — "I am not a good man! And I'm not a bad man. I am not a hero, I'm
-definitely not a president, and no, I'm not an officer. You know what I am? I.
-Am. An idiot! With a box, and a screwdriver, passing through, helping out,
-learning. I don't need an army — I never have — because I've got them.
-Always them. Because love is not an emotion. Love is a promise."
+"I am not a good man! And I'm not a bad man. I am not a hero, I'm definitely
+not a president, and no, I'm not an officer. You know what I am? I. Am. An
+idiot! With a box, and a screwdriver, passing through, helping out, learning. I
+don't need an army — I never have — because I've got them. Always them.
+Because love is not an emotion. Love is a promise."
— The Twelfth Doctor, "Death in Heaven"
%
- — "So there's this man. He has a time machine. Up and down history he goes,
-zip zip zip zip zip, getting into scrapes. Another thing he has is a passion
-for the works of Ludwig van Beethoven. And one day he thinks, "What's the point
-of having a time machine if you don't get to meet your heroes?" So off he goes
-to 18th-century Germany. But he can't find Beethoven anywhere. No-one's heard
-of him, not even his family have any idea who the time traveller is talking
-about. Beethoven literally doesn't exist. (This didn't happen, by the way. I've
-met Beethoven. Nice chap. Very intense. Loved an arm-wrestle. No, this is
-called "The Bootstrap Paradox". Google it.) The time traveller panics, he can't
-bear the thought of a world without the music of Beethoven. Luckily he'd
-brought all his Beethoven sheet music for Ludwig to sign. So he copies out all
-the concertos and the symphonies... and he gets them published. He becomes
+"So there's this man. He has a time machine. Up and down history he goes, zip
+zip zip zip zip, getting into scrapes. Another thing he has is a passion for
+the works of Ludwig van Beethoven. And one day he thinks, "What's the point of
+having a time machine if you don't get to meet your heroes?" So off he goes to
+18th-century Germany. But he can't find Beethoven anywhere. No-one's heard of
+him, not even his family have any idea who the time traveller is talking about.
+Beethoven literally doesn't exist. (This didn't happen, by the way. I've met
+Beethoven. Nice chap. Very intense. Loved an arm-wrestle. No, this is called
+"The Bootstrap Paradox". Google it.) The time traveller panics, he can't bear
+the thought of a world without the music of Beethoven. Luckily he'd brought all
+his Beethoven sheet music for Ludwig to sign. So he copies out all the
+concertos and the symphonies... and he gets them published. He becomes
Beethoven. And history continues with barely a feather ruffled. But my question
is this. Who put those notes and phrases together? Who really composed
Beethoven's 5th?"
@@ -1186,17 +1185,17 @@ No one else will ever have to feel this pain. Not on my watch.
— "The Zygon Inversion"
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- — "As you come into this world, something else is also born. You begin your
-life, and it begins a journey. Towards you. It moves slowly, but it never
-stops. Wherever you go, whatever path you take, it will follow; never faster,
-never slower, always coming. You will run, it will walk. You will rest. It will
-not. One day, you will linger in the same place too long. You will sit too
-still. You will sleep too deep. And when, too late, you rise to go, you will
-notice a second shadow next to yours. Your life will then be over."
+"As you come into this world, something else is also born. You begin your life,
+and it begins a journey. Towards you. It moves slowly, but it never stops.
+Wherever you go, whatever path you take, it will follow; never faster, never
+slower, always coming. You will run, it will walk. You will rest. It will not.
+One day, you will linger in the same place too long. You will sit too still.
+You will sleep too deep. And when, too late, you rise to go, you will notice a
+second shadow next to yours. Your life will then be over."
— The Twelfth Doctor, narration, "Heaven Sent"
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- — "So you want me to tell you a story? The Brothers Grimm. Lovely fellows.
+"So you want me to tell you a story? The Brothers Grimm. Lovely fellows.
They're on my darts team. According to them, there's this emperor, and he asks
this shepherd's boy, "How many seconds in eternity?" And the shepherd's boy
says, "There's this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and
@@ -1215,17 +1214,17 @@ burned and ran. That's who I am.
— "The Return of Doctor Mysterio"
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- — "The end of your life has already begun. There is a last place you will
-ever go, a last door you will ever walk through, a last sight you will ever
-see, and every step you ever take is moving you closer. The end of the world is
-a billion billion tiny moments, and somewhere, unnoticed, in silence or in
+"The end of your life has already begun. There is a last place you will ever
+go, a last door you will ever walk through, a last sight you will ever see, and
+every step you ever take is moving you closer. The end of the world is a
+billion billion tiny moments, and somewhere, unnoticed, in silence or in
darkness, it has already begun."
— The Twelfth Doctor, "The Pyramid at the End of the World"
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- — "Hey! I'm going to be dead in a few hours, so before I go, let's have this
-out, you and me, once and for all. Winning? Is that what you think it's about?
-I'm not trying to win. I'm not doing this because I want to beat someone, or
+"Hey! I'm going to be dead in a few hours, so before I go, let's have this out,
+you and me, once and for all. Winning? Is that what you think it's about? I'm
+not trying to win. I'm not doing this because I want to beat someone, or
because I hate someone, or because, because I want to blame someone. It's not
because it's fun and God knows it's not because it's easy. It's not even
because it works, because it hardly ever does. I do what I do, because it's
@@ -1241,12 +1240,12 @@ at the end, just be kind?"
— The Twelfth Doctor, "The Doctor Falls"
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- — "No stars. Pity. I hoped there'd be stars."
+"No stars. Pity. I hoped there'd be stars."
— The Twelfth Doctor, just before he dies (but not quite), "The
Doctor Falls"
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- — "Oh, there it is. Silly old universe. The more I save it the more it needs
+"Oh, there it is. Silly old universe. The more I save it the more it needs
saving. It's a treadmill. [the TARDIS makes argumentative noises; the Doctor
sighs heavily] Yes, yes, I know they'll get it all wrong without me. [the
TARDIS makes noises in agreement] Well, I suppose... one more lifetime won't
@@ -1265,29 +1264,29 @@ else. Nobody else. Ever. [gets back up again] Laugh hard! Run fast. Be kind.
— The Twelfth Doctor's Final Speech before regenerating, "Twice Upon
a Time"
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- — "Oh, brilliant!"
+"Oh, brilliant!"
— The Thirteenth Doctor, upon seeing her own reflection for the first
time, "Twice Upon a Time"
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- — "There's this moment when you're sure you're about to die. And then...
-you're born. It's terrifying. Right now I'm a stranger to myself. There's
-echoes of who I was and a sort of call towards who I am. And I have to hold my
-nerve and trust all these new instincts — shape myself towards them. I'll be
-fine, in the end. Hopefully. I have to be, because you guys need help. And if
-there's one thing I'm certain of, when people need help, I never refuse."
+"There's this moment when you're sure you're about to die. And then... you're
+born. It's terrifying. Right now I'm a stranger to myself. There's echoes of
+who I was and a sort of call towards who I am. And I have to hold my nerve and
+trust all these new instincts — shape myself towards them. I'll be fine, in
+the end. Hopefully. I have to be, because you guys need help. And if there's
+one thing I'm certain of, when people need help, I never refuse."
— The Thirteenth Doctor, on regeneration, "The Woman Who Fell to
Earth"
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- — "We're all capable of the most incredible change. We can evolve while
-still staying true to who we are. We can honour who we've been and choose who
-we want to be next."
+"We're all capable of the most incredible change. We can evolve while still
+staying true to who we are. We can honour who we've been and choose who we want
+to be next."
— The Thirteenth Doctor, "The Woman Who Fell to Earth"
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- — "I'm the Doctor. Sorting out fair play throughout the universe. Now
-please. Get off this planet while you still have a choice."
+"I'm the Doctor. Sorting out fair play throughout the universe. Now please. Get
+off this planet while you still have a choice."
— The Thirteenth Doctor, to Tzim-Sha, "The Woman Who Fell to Earth"
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@@ -1300,8 +1299,7 @@ the world, they're never gone from me.
— "The Woman Who Fell to Earth"
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- — "I'm just a traveller. Sometimes I see things need fixin'... I do what I
-can."
+"I'm just a traveller. Sometimes I see things need fixin'... I do what I can."
— The Thirteenth Doctor, "The Woman Who Fell to Earth"
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@@ -1319,13 +1317,13 @@ and unknown.
— "The Ghost Monument"
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- — "Come to Daddy. I mean Mummy. I mean... I really need you right now!"
+"Come to Daddy. I mean Mummy. I mean... I really need you right now!"
— The Thirteenth Doctor, trying to get the TARDIS to materialize,
"The Ghost Monument"
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- — "Oh, my beautiful Ghost Monument... Hello, you. I've missed you. Oh!
-You've done yourself up! Very nice..."
+"Oh, my beautiful Ghost Monument... Hello, you. I've missed you. Oh! You've
+done yourself up! Very nice..."
— The Thirteenth Doctor, to the TARDIS, "The Ghost Monument"
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@@ -1344,10 +1342,10 @@ LEGO, philosophy, music, problems, people, hope. Mostly hope.
— "The Tsuranga Conundrum"
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- — "No matter how many times you try, no matter how long you wait... I will
-always be in your way, backed up by the best of humanity. Now... final, final,
-final warning, because I'm nice. I really do try my best. Stop the signal, get
-off this planet."
+"No matter how many times you try, no matter how long you wait... I will always
+be in your way, backed up by the best of humanity. Now... final, final, final
+warning, because I'm nice. I really do try my best. Stop the signal, get off
+this planet."
— The Thirteenth Doctor explains herself to a Dalek, "Resolution"
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